Darnys Daily

Happy Thursday!

darnysdaily — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:38:59 +0000

WELL, it’s finally Thursday which only means that Friday is around the corner. I hate to say it, but I think Thursday is becoming my favorite day. I mean I don’t hate that I like it, but I’ve always been a huge fan of Hump Day, a.k.a. Wednesday. But Thursday is turning into my new favorite day. I get stuff done, get to relax a little bit, don’t have to worry too much about things. And then at night, I get to celebrate with Music in the Park. Oh the joys of summer.

Got an exciting weekend coming up, I’m sure all of you do as well. Let’s see what my agenda is for the next few days:

Thursday: Blog, work, beautify, Music in the Park
Friday: work, work, work, CQ happy hour, drink, drink, eat, sleep
Saturday: clean, clean, blog, Pink Party in SF, drink, drink, sleep
Sunday: Cry because I missed the Gay Pride Parade in SF, CalTrain, work mtg, cry some more, movies?

I’ll work on posting some video and pics from tonight’s Music in the Park. Have a wonderful day everyone.

Daily dose of Garfield…

darnysdaily — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:08:25 +0000

Good morning all. Here is your daily dose of Garfield. Hey, he always puts a smile on my face.

Enjoy…

I know..

darnysdaily — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:03:52 +0000

I know, I know. I’m a bad, bad blogger-person. Let’s just say the last year has been quite interesting and hectic. There have been good and bad, ups and downs, and somehow, I made it through it all. I’ve recently acquired a new place of residence and a new addiction, social media, so I feel I am very mch back on track with things.

The madness continues. I’ll be working on this website but also I will be working vigorously to build an entirely new site. This is going to be some exciting stuff. I’m changing a few things up. Not only will I be delivering laughs galore to my wonderful community, I will also be delivering very important news. Par example, did you know that the Jon & Kate Plus 8 crew is finally getting a divorce? Courtesy of the Today show this morning (I don’t even watch that damn show). I want everyone to know what’s going on…while they’re laughing. I think some ranting may be involved as well. Take note people! This is going to be amazing.

I believe…the daily is back. For good this time.

darnysdaily — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:45:09 +0000

Just a reminder for all of us to be a little more interesting in life.

Happy Monday all.

OH EM GEEE

darnysdaily — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:21:58 +0000

Oh Em Geeee! I have seriously neglected my baby of a blog. How can I make it up to you? I’ve just been so busy with school and work I totally forgot about your happiness and your smiles created by my daily post. Don’t you worry, next week I’ll whip up some fantastic material for you guys. For now, enjoy this Snoopy comic.

Urban Wednesdays

darnysdaily — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:20:00 +0000

Oy, for some reason this week is a little too much for me. It could be that I’m still recovering from Homecoming. But I must get it together deliver you Urban Wednesdays! My favorite day of the entire week! So enjoy…

Party for Profit

When a person goes out to an event or club to pursue wealthy people, and/or get free drinks and food.

1: Hey what are you up to tonight? I’m thinking of catching a movie.

2: Tonight I am going to party for profit, my rent is due!

Pumpkin

1) Excellent; first-rate

2) Very attractive physically, etc

3) Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless

4) A lot of, existing in great quantity or ample supply. Enough to fill the orange vine fruit “Pumpkin”, that is widely cultivated in early autumn.

“Grunngg has a pumpkin sports car of the mountains”

“Stoozies had a pumpkin time at the party.”

“That ho be mad pumpkin.”

“By selling my crack-cocaine I recieved a pumpkin ammount of money.”

“That ho made a pumpkin mistake when she crossed pimp daddy J-Silva.”

Now that you’re edumacated, use these words in a sentence today. You’ll show all the kids how cool and down you are with da hood.

16 more days until halloween!

Happy Friday!

darnysdaily — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:20:16 +0000

Take it in. Smells like Homecoming to me! I’m off, about to have a fabulous Homecoming weekend. Hope you all have a fabulous weekend yourselves. 21 more days until Halloween, the fabulous day. Enjoy.

Thirsty Thursdays-Homecoming Kickoff

darnysdaily — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:21:53 +0000

So, here at San Jose State, Thursday is considered the beginning of homecomign weekend. Please help us all celebrate by drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and pretend like you actually care about the football game. Enjoy…

 Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
   One day the little rascals were sitting in school. The teacher walked
   in, and said, "good
   morning class. Today we are going to play word games. I'm going to
   give you a word and
   I want you to put it in a sentence for me." She said "Spanky you're
   first. Your word is
   football." Spanky stood up and proudly said " I threw the football,"
   and sat down.
   The teacher said "very good Spanky." Then the teacher said, "Darla,
   you're next. Your
   word is pretty." Darla stood up and said, " I think I'm very pretty!"
   Then she sat down.
   Then the teacher called on Buckwheat. She said, "Buckwheat, you're
   next. Your word is
   dictate." Buckwheat stood up looked at Arial, and said, "Hey Darla!
   How'd my dic tate las
   nigh?

Tickle me Tuesdays Halloween style

darnysdaily — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:04:01 +0000

24 more days until the big day. Here’s a cute little vampire joke I found. Enjoy….

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. “OK, follow me,” he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. “Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked. “Yes, yes, yes!” the bats all screamed in a frenzy. “Good,” said the first bat, “Because I DIDN’T!”

Happy MOnday

darnysdaily — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:59:42 +0000

25 more days!