Urban Wednesdays

Oy, for some reason this week is a little too much for me.  It could be that I’m still recovering from Homecoming.  But I must get it together deliver you Urban Wednesdays!  My favorite day of the entire week!  So enjoy…

Party for Profit

When a person goes out to an event or club to pursue wealthy people, and/or get free drinks and food.

1: Hey what are you up to tonight?  I’m thinking of catching a movie.

2: Tonight I am going to party for profit, my rent is due!

Pumpkin

1) Excellent; first-rate

2) Very attractive physically, etc

3) Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless

4) A lot of, existing in great quantity or ample supply. Enough to fill the orange vine fruit “Pumpkin”, that is widely cultivated in early autumn.

“Grunngg has a pumpkin sports car of the mountains”

“Stoozies had a pumpkin time at the party.”

“That ho be mad pumpkin.”

“By selling my crack-cocaine I recieved a pumpkin ammount of money.”

“That ho made a pumpkin mistake when she crossed pimp daddy J-Silva.”

Now that you’re edumacated, use these words in a sentence today.  You’ll show all the kids how cool and down you are with da hood.

16 more days until halloween!