It’s time for Urban Wednesdays

Enjoy your “Dead Day”.  It only comes twice a semester.  Alpha Phi Alphas, I had a wonderful time at your luau shindig thingy.  PLEASE teach those IFC boys the proper wya to put together a party.  As for the rest of you, hope you’re not recovering too much from the night before.  It’s time to hunker down and get to studying.

Here’s my contribution to your edumacation.

Farticles

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

You contaminated my air with your farticles!

Boyfriend/Girlfriend Bomb

When a female/male you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).

We played thumb war, and then the dropped the girlfriend bomb.  I’ve never been so deceived.

I’m sure we’ve all had the boyfriend/girlfriend bomb dropped on us once or twice.

Enjoy your day.  Study hard for thos finals.  See you back here tomorrow.